Standard Chartered Bank of Ghana worrrrr.......

Hey people,
Ever received emails from some royals descentants of some unknown African nations claiming access to some millions,and will split the loot with you if you give them some 'seed' money?
Well,I've been getting these silly emails.My patience finally ran out,and I replied to one of it...


The "bank":

--- dennis_kwesi01@o2.pl wrote:

> From: Dennis Kwesi
> Phone: +233242210068
>
> Dear Friend,
>
> My name is Dennis Kwesi I am the regional manager of
> Standard Chartered Bank of Ghana takoradi branch in
> the western region of Ghana. I got your information
> on a recent bank conference with other West African
> countries held in Lome the capital city of Togo in
> West Africa. I write you this proposal in good
> faith; I am 44 years old married with two lovely
> kids. I am a devoted Christian and a man of peace.
>
> I have packaged a financial transaction that will
> benefit you and I, as the regional manager of the
> Standard Chartered Bank it is my duty to send in a
> financial report to my head office in the capital
> city Accra at the end of each business year. On the
> course of the last year 2005 business report, I
> discovered that my branch in which I am the manager
> made six million five hundred and thirty thousand
> united state dollars ($6,530,000.00) which my head
> office are not aware of and will never be aware of.
> I have placed this funds on what we call escrow call
> account with no beneficiary. As an officer of this
> bank I cannot be directly connected to this money,
> so my aim of contacting you is to assist me receive
> this money in your bank account and get 30% of the
> total funds as commission.
>
> There are practically no risks involved, it will be
> a bank-to-bank transfer, and all I need from you is
> to stand claim as the original depositor of these
> funds who made the deposit with my branch so that my
> head office can order the transfer to your
> designated bank account.
>
> If you accept to work with me I will appreciate it
> very much. My private phone number is +233242210068
> call me if you think we can work together so that we
> can go over the details.
>
> Thank you in advance and May God bless you and your
> family.
>
> Yours truly,
> Mr. Dennis Kwesi
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My reply:

what kind of fucking sperm bank is that?i never heard
of it

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His reply again...and tickled me non-stop...

Dear Mr.Tom,

Hope you are fine today?

It is very unfortunate that you have not heard about Standard
Charterred Bank before.

Well, it is an existing bank for good number of years now and it is not
a fucking sperm bank as you think. You can ask people about the
existence of this bank.

Therefore, if you are interested in the proposal which will benefit
both you and I, get back to me with your full details so that I will put
it in the computer data system of the bank in my office as the original
depositor of the bank and send an application to you to rewrite and
send to my head office to commence the transfer immediately.

Hope you will understand and get back to me immediately.

Have a nice day.

Regards,
Dennis Kwesi.
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