Spyware?What's that?

Recently,I saw a post in the newsgroup about this website giving FREE scans for Spyware...Well,no harm trying...so I went to the site and took a look.The site required me to install something.So I just install lor...ok..Installed liao..scan liao...revealed my PC got quite a number of spyware stuff...to clear it, I need to buy it for don't noe how much lar...Not one who will pay for such services, I found a crack for it and VIOLA!!There it goes...it worked for me FREE!!!Some people will say,you cleared other spywares with this,but,this thing will install it's own spyware in your PC!!Well, I agreed...But if I can choose to replace 1 spyware for 100 spywares, why not?
So far,quite happy about this software lar..Frankly,I don't know much about spywares...but as long as this software do its job,everytime scan,show me something(the more the merrier),I'll be more than happy with it...
If you guys are interested, the cracks for this software is: "email: m@m.de" "Serial: 3856-16B6-D805-7923 "

This remind me of another story....
I was telling that Twinkle*Pig abt this software,how it can clear spyware,blah blah blah....with much lengthy intro....Well...I realised I'm wasting my time & efforts explaining when she asked point-blank:" What's a Spyware??" GOD...Pls take her....