A great lobang for u....
It's true.I verified on swensen's website already...but only on Mon-Fri...No other purchases needed.
 

Train Commuters with super-glue on their ass!!

This is disturbing. I took the train from Dobby Ghaut today,and this is what I saw when I stepped in.It's obvious that this old man deserved a seat.Look behind him.Nobody even tried offering him a seat!It was until 1 stop later that a seat was available at the opposite row.Noticed how much younger the people occupying the seats?at least 20yrs less than he is!!Are the leg-powers of these young creatures so weak that an old man who'hv probably survived World War 2 put them to shame easily??Shame on you.

 

Datou admiringly at the sexy dancer...No prizes for guessing what's going thru her mind... 

Was sitting outside Plaza Sing the other day,enjoying the cool wind...(and the babes)..when this "minah" came along sitting opposite me (and spoilt my "scenery")..somehow,got a feeling she's staring furiously at me...Should I call the Anti-Terrorists Squad?? 

Went J8 to get my New Paper..and saw this little crowd....Sigh...some silly gals(ya,all gals..kiddie gals) "chopping" to see some silly celebrities..in this case, it's "One-Dozen Huang"...saw the security uncle far away?I noticed that he seems "quite happy" to walk around nagging at the gals..(some quite..ahem..revealing)...Just wondering...did any aunties,Ah Soh queued overnight for the "Zhang Fei" show @ J8 last weekend? 

Guess where's this place??So far, I've been there 10 times...and lost my way 8 times at least...The other 2 times didn't get lost becos....I "got lost" in the right direction where I wanted to go... 

Check out this new BBQ/Tepanyaki (or something,I'm not sure..) outlet in NA City!!Wow..business so good..Queue so long...estimate at least 20 customers outside queueing...must try try one of these days.. 

Videos for ya....

Long time no update...here's a video for u pple....

Make that 2 videos....

Errr...maybe 3 videos?

Or should I make it 5 videos?

Let's make it 6-in-a-row then....

7 rounds up the week,hor?

I hate to shoot at friends(except Twinkle*),but this one is too much to handle!! Imagine the hmmm..'lady' above in a red Spaghetti and pants,and high-heels...and what do u get? A red hippo!!!kekeke....I must be grateful to my new classmates who called me to join them during lunch,just as I was about to face the most difficult lunch of my life lunching with..ahem.. her. Call me sarcastic if u want,I don't care.But if u dare to walk around in Orchard Rd without the slightest dress-sense,then I'm won't be alone in being sarcastic.The simple logic: if u don't hv the figure,Don't wear as if you got the Miss Singapore's X-factor!!(Little wonder there's so few people in Orchard that day...)
 

I almost fell of my chair when I read this!What's in a President?Nowadays, tution teachers,property agents and even store keepers wanna be President!!Are these people aware of where they stand?Take this store-keeper for example: he wanna run for the presidency becos...he's BORED!!!And he have no slightest idea of the criterias for even being eligible!Maybe he thought watching S'pore's reserves is as simple as watching goods in warehouses!My God!! I should hv got my "newly-retired-also-very-bored" Taxi-Driver Dad to run for Presidency as well..If the Store-Keeper's simple logic applies, then driving S'pore economy should be as easy as driving passengers around S'pore...Did you heard that, Pa? 

Thanks, Twinkle...you made my day....

I promised Twinkle I will write this...though she's hopping I won't keep my promises...but then,Limpeh is a man of my words..say must do,die die must do...(especially it gave me so much fun!!)

Now,how do I start?hmmm...ok..let's start from Wednesday evening...after the project Superstar ended...

Twinkle:Wei, got see the 'Superstars' anot??Think which one will kena kicked out?
Me: ya...I think the M2 will go out..he sing machiam no energy like that...
Twinkle: I don think so..either M2 or M3 will go out...but M3(the blind chap) don't have as much supporters than M2 leh..M2's supporters seems a lot more....
Me: That's where u r wrong...the blind chap got a lot of sympathy support....
Twinkle: Lets have a guess...I say M3 go out....

Fast forward...Next day,Thursday..result announcing soon...
11.45pm.

Twinkle: oei..got see results anot?
Me: ya..result announcing soon....

Remembering the guessing game yesterday...feeling notti..hehehe...(and a bit of evil)

Me: result out liao...the blind chap kicked out!!
Twinkle: (very yaya-papaya) Neh!! Neh!!See?I told you M3 will go out one!!don't believe me lar?!!
Cont...
Twinkle: U miscalculated liao...
Twinkle: (still very yaya) Although he quite talented,his supporters not much....
Twinkle: (still refusing to let go..still biting on like mad dog) So don't say u see bay zun!!

At this moment, the REAL result is announced...the one who get kicked out is...M2!!!

Twinkle: (trying to salvage situation and save her 'face') damn you!you are damn rite lar!! His singing really no strength!!

Ha ha ha!!!Too late!!You'hv just dig a hole for yourself to fall into!!Now my turn to kick back!!

Me: its damnnnnn fun to see your HAO LIAN face just now!!!wah hahahahahahahaha
Me: (send her all the hao-lian stuff she wrote earlier,with some dancing icons...)
Me: (Purposely rub salt on her thru-out the night)

Moral of the story: Always be humble,even when u have the upper hand.You may have won the battle,but you may not win the war....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!